Kharijitis - (replica of the prophet Muhammad pbuh, motto-kill all unbelievers),

Mu'tazilah - (the so-called "Free-Thinkers"),

Wahabis – (modern real Muslims),

Sufis - (wishy-washy Muslims who helped spread Islam in India , Indonesia and Malaysia ),

Hashshashin or Assassins - (expert in assassinating Christians at the time of the Crusades),

Baha'ism – (followers of Baha' U'llah"--"Mirza Husayn Ali"), they desire to unite mankind in one religion. Fools indeed!),

Ismailies – (a branch of Shiite Islam),

Ahmedia – (soft-hearted Muslims, often regarded as non-Muslims by other sects).  

There are many other sects of Islam that were short lived. In India , a Mughal emperor, Akbar, launched a new religion, Din-E-Ilahi, another version of Islam, which did not last.  

So far, Muslims belong to two major groups: Sunni and Shiite. A whopping 85% of Muslims are Sunni and they will rule the world eventually. Just to refresh your memory, be it known that Osama Bin Laden and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi are two famous Muslim brothers who belong to the Sunni sect. Did you ever wonder why other Muslims never took the initiative to find these holy guys? The answer is very simple - no matter how moderate Muslims sing about peaceful religion, they all are committed to save the virginity of Islam, which is the core of Islam and practiced by Mullahs. Even though we love to fight and kill other sects of Muslims, we are united under the Islamic flag if we smell Kafirs.  

Why am I giving out all this confidential information, you may ask? Well, there is a reason for it. We, the Muslims, like to make the whole situation easy for both of us.  

If you embrace Islam, all problems will be solved. Mullah Charles, I mean Prince Charles of England understands the advantages of being a Muslim and he is doing his best to preach Islam. Had he been converted to Islam, he could have kept his first wife Diana and his second wife Camellia, both at the same time. He could have two more wives as a bonus and no one would raise an eyebrow. In his recent visit to America , he could have taken all four wives, making Americans jealous.  

However, Mr. President, it is a little different in your case. Islamic countries have no military strength since the power of the sword has been abolished. We have the dream to conquer the world but our inefficiency in technical know-how is an obstacle. France , which will be named ‘Faristan’ after you embrace Islam, will have enough power to invade other countries. Like our holy prophet, all you have to do is call them to become Muslims and if they don’t comply, nuke them. You will have no problem killing innocent people and you will never suffer from guilt. People with so-called human rights may scream like crazy but it never will bother your conscience. This is the beauty of Islam; a real Muslim is never ashamed of killing Kafirs and enjoys heavenly pleasure in slitting their throats.  

Being a supporter of communism in your youth, you will enjoy Islam very much. Islam proudly retains many qualities of communism. So-called democracy, freedom and human rights are cheap talk that has no place in Islam and communism. Look at Denmark . The largest newspaper of the country, Jyllands-Posten, had the courage to make cartoons of our holy prophet. The Copenhagen Imam Raeed Hlayhel rightly declared, “I will not tolerate this. If this is democracy, we disagree with democracy.”    

Patience and tolerance are factors of democracy. These virtues are also a form of kindness. What you don’t know is kindness is a sign of weakness. You guys don’t have the guts to ban the Quran or Islam as a whole. The Quraish people did not have the courage to wipe out Islam at its birth. Eventually, the prophet wiped them out. The same thing will happen to you as well. One day we will outnumber the Kafirs and become the ruler through democracy; your very own democracy that you nurture so lovingly will work like a boomerang. Then we will establish Caliphat and Sharia law.  

Interestingly, when Islam is criticized, your own people start bashing the critic. The Swedish prime minister scolded your interior minister, Nicolas Sarkozy, for being confrontational with Muslims. Isn’t that a nice gesture? All we need to do is color the problem with racism and discrimination; the rest would be taken care of by your own people.  

You had a very good connection with the Islamic world. Your friendship with the honorable Saddam Hussein helped French oil companies gain a 23% share of Iraqi oil. I have no doubt brother Saddam Hussein still remembers your generosity for selling a nuclear reactor called Osirak.  

If you embrace Islam, you will see the truth and power of Islam. Who knows, you may want to join us in burning some cars and school buses, too.     

May Allah change your heart?  

An angry Muslim youth,  

Mohammad Khalid bin Walid

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