Lion King Live
by Sher
Khan
Lion King: Thanks
for watching PCNN, the Politically Correct News Network. Tonight we have
three distinguished guests from three different places of the world. Imam
al-Haj Nasiruddin will participate from a
cave
of
Afghanistan
, Dr. Jamal Bashar from
London
and Yasin Islam, formerly known as Kitty Stylus will share his thoughts
from
Chicago
. We also have a special guest, Dr. Ali Sina from
Canada
with whom we will have telephonic conversation for security reason. His
anti-Islamic web site Faithfreedom.org caused a loss of faith among many
Muslims. This show is not intended to offend any Muslim. I like to remind
our viewers that “Appeasing the Muslims” is our company policy.
Imam Nasir
graduated from Islamic University of Saudi Arabia and his fatwas inspire
many dedicated Muslims of the world to sacrifice their lives. He knows and
understands every word of Quran and Sunnah. He also served as Imam of Kaba
for ten years. In a recent change of American attitude he had to hide in
the cave of remote Afghan areas, where our TV crews are waiting for him.
Mr. Yasin
Islam is a converted Muslim and an author of many Islamic books. Some of
his famous books are, “A is for Assailant”, “Magic of the last
prophet” and “Spider man, the last prophet”. Dr. Jamal Bashar is the
president of London Muslim association.
Hello
Mr.Bashar, Let’s start with Jihad. What is your opinion on this subject?
Jamal
Bashar Actually Jihad means struggle to achieve. It’s a matter
of self-discipline, an internal struggle to develop the power of
self-control against one’s evil desires. Even though media of west has
deliberately used this word as holy war, in reality Jihad has nothing to
do with instigating a war.
Lion King:
Beautiful! I am glad to hear that Islam is a religion of peace. Hello Mr.
Yasin Islam, what’s your opinion?
Yasin
Islam: The
pen of a writer may be more effective than the sword of the fighter. In
Islam, “Jihad” is striving in the way of Allah by tongue, pen and with
arms, if only unavoidable. Jihad is recognizing Allah and striving to love
him the most, doing righteous deeds, defending the nation and freeing
people from tyranny.
Lion
King: I understand there is no place for violence in Islam
but history and current affairs indicate otherwise. So let’s check with
Imam Nasir.
Imam Nasir:
All praise to be Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful. The word “Jihad”
has been mentioned in 31 places of the holy Quran and Allah is advising
Muslims to fight against non-believers and evil ones. Our beloved prophet
Muhammad (PBUH) launched 56 battles in his lifetime to obey the laws of
Quran and successfully established the Islamic States of Madina and
Mecca
. In Sura Al-Baqara, Allah has prescribed fighting for
Muslims whether they like it or not, and Muslims should keep fighting
until faith in Allah prevails. Also when a Muslim calls for Jihad, it
becomes obligatory for other Muslims to join him. Twisting the meaning of
Jihad is simply a blasphemy. Islam is the best religion of all and
disbelievers of Islam will go to hell. It’s the duty of all Muslims to
expedite this process.
Lion King:
Now I am really confused. Let’s hear from Ali Sina.
Ali Sina :
The truth is that Islam is not a religion of peace. It is a religion of
hate, of terror and of war. Islam as it is taught in the Quran and
lived by Muhammad, as is reported in the Hadith is a religion of
injustice, intolerance, cruelty, absurdness, discrimination,
contradictions and blind faith. Islam advocates killing of non-Muslims and
abuses the human rights of minorities and women. Islam expanded mostly by
Jihad and forced its way by killing the non-believers and the dissidents.
I reject Islam because of Muhammad’s lack of moral and ethical
fortitude, and because of the absurdities and cruelties in the Quran. Imam
Nasir’s description of Islam is more accurate than the other two
participants. Sadly, Imam Nasir cannot see the darkness of Islam and that
Muhammad was but a cult leader.
Yasin
Islam: You are
insulting my prophet. I am shocked. (Yasin
Islam starts crying and one of the TV crews offers him a box of tissue)
Imam Nasir:
Ali Sina, you are a Murtad Fitri, even though you are eligible for a
second chance but I won’t give it to you. I would sharpen my knife, hold
your neck..…..
Lion King:
Stop! Stop! Stop! You can’t have this kind of graphic description in my
show. I thought you said Islam is a religion of peace! Anyway, what’s
Murtad Fitri?
Imam Nasir:
Anyone who leaves Islam is considered an enemy of Islam. When a born
Muslim becomes an apostate he is called Murtad Fitri. They do not get a
second chance to repent and return to Islam. However, converted Muslims do
get a second chance. They are called Murtad Milli. Male apostates are
executed even if they repent. Female apostates are released from
imprisonment if they repent.
Jamal
Bashar: This is
not right. Quran says, No compulsion in religion.
Lion King: Mr.
Ali Sina, what’s your take on this famous verse?
Ali Sina:
This verse was aimed at non-believers. Islam does not ask a non-believer
to change his religion but it definitely creates an environment that
leaves no choice for non-believers but to convert or live in dhimitude
which means living as subservient to Muslims. First, Quran says, “Truly
the right way has become clearly distinct from error”.
Then, Quran
tells Muslims to kill the disbelievers wherever they find them (2:191),
murder them and treat them harshly (9:123), slay them (9:5), fight
with them (8:65), strive against them with great endeavor (25:52), be
stern with them because they belong to hell (66:9), strike off their
heads; then after making a “wide slaughter among them, carefully tie up
the remaining captives” for ransom (Q;47:4). This is the punishment
of the pagans. As for the Christians and the Jews, the order is to subdue
them and impose on them a penalty tax, after humiliating them (9:29).
In 7th
century, the psychological pressure and beheading of some unbelievers made
others to join Islam. Once they joined Islam, it became a point of no
return. This is how “No compulsion in religion” worked.
Lion
King: Hello, Mr.
Jamal. What do you think of Ali Sina’s explanation?
Jamal
Hasan: Ali Sina
is quoting those verses “Out of Context”.
Lion
King: How about
Mr. Nasir, do you think the same way?
Imam
Nasir: I hate to
agree with Ali Sina, the Murtad Fitri but he definitely has explained
honestly. You see, Islam is the only true religion of the whole world and
this whole earth belongs to Allah (SWA). All children are born as Muslims.
It’s the parents who make them believe otherwise. We are doing a great
favor to this people who join Islam.
Ali
Sina: There are
Ahadith that clearly mention about killing the apostate of Islam.
Yasin
Islam: I think
there are many Ahadith that are not dependable and should be discarded.
Islam is a religion of peace and love. Quran has many hidden meanings that
have not been discovered yet. Inshallah I will find a connection between
music and Islam. I will change Hajj festival to Jazz festival and have
Imams of all mosques play piano with prayers.
Imam
Nasir: Yasin
Islam, I declare you as a Murtad Milli. You, so-called Muslims live in
western countries and lie to save your skin. Do you know Muhammad (PBUH)
forbade Muslims to live under a non-Muslim ruler? It’s better to eat the
root of a tree than living in an unIslamic country. Allah (SWA) also said,
“. Let not the believers take the disbelievers as Auliyâ (supporters,
helpers, etc.) instead of the believers, and whoever does that will never
be helped by Allâh in any way, except if you indeed fear a danger from
them. And Allâh warns you against Himself (His Punishment), and to Allâh
is the final return.”
Lion King:
Hello Mr. Yasin. Hello! Hello! Oh, well! There must be some technical
difficulties. How about you Mr. Jamal? Are you there? No. No response. OK
Dr. Sina and Imam Nasir, are you ready to take some phone calls?
Ali Sina:
Sure. Sure
Imam Naisr:
Inshallah I will show them the right path. All praise to be…….
(A blast sound is heard in
the background)
Lion king:
Sorry, I have to discontinue the show. A suicide bomber has just blown him
up in studio 4.
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