ISLAMIC CIRCUS
By Sher Khan
Once upon a time there was an elephant and four
blind men. They were not born blind and they have seen most of the
things of this world but an elephant. One day they met an Elephant. The
first blind man, feeling of the tusk cried, an elephant is very like a
spear! The second took the trunk and immediately screamed; an elephant
is just like a snake! The third touched the broad and sturdy side of the
elephant. He declared an elephant looks like a wall! The fourth seized
the tail and claimed an elephant is like a rope.
The parable of blind men and an elephant perfectly
illustrates the method of interpreting a subject matter when people are
blind and/or ignorant. Often Muslims blame other Muslims for not
understanding real Islam. Each and every Muslim believes his own version
of Islam and definitely their understanding is better than others.
Knowledge is a powerful force that strongly influences a person.
Typically religious knowledge is ancient in nature and overshadows a
person’s mind to making him blindfolded. A person with Quranic
knowledge tends to go back in Stone Age whereas a person with scientific
knowledge foresees the future.
REAL
MUSLIMS
Real Muslims conceive Islam as a way of life. They
like to live a life that was practiced by the people of 7th
century. Their mind is clogged with Quranic dictation and Mohammad’s
lifestyle. They happily follow this primeval culture engulfed in brutal
and barbaric behaviors. These fundamentalists deliberately ignore the
fundamental questions about right and wrong or fairness. Muslim cleric
Abu Hamza al-Masri claimed 9/11 attacks were a Jewish plot and calling
the
Columbia
space shuttle disaster, “Punishment from Allah” because Christians,
Jewish and Hindu astronauts were aboard. It’s just another fine
example of how religious knowledge can make a person ignorant.
These Islamists used to be specialists in swords
and spears when science was in its infancy. In modern days they plot
suicide bombing and carry a few grenades like pocket change. They are
the Real Muslims and easily recognizable. They look like Billy goats
because of their beard. (Don’t blame me. Famous Iranian scholar
Ar-Razi called Mohammad in this name.) Anyway, these Mullahs wear baggy
type pants and their tiny brain is covered with a cap or a turbine. This
group of Muslims follows the book of Quran literally and does not
hesitate to kill Kafirs. Producer and Director of horror movie “Friday
the 13th” may learn a thing or two from these Islamists.
They are not interested in this earthly life. They
will do whatever it takes to reserve a seat in their hallucinated
heaven. The suicide bombers and Imams (Muslim priest) fall in this
category. They have an excellent knowledge of the Quran and Ahadith.
They stay away from theological wars and confine themselves in the
twilight zone of Islam. Beheading and raping Kafirs are their favorite
hobbies. They are dangerous but honestly follow Islamic rules. These
Mullahs do not compromise with Islamic laws. Islam prohibits eating
pork, drinking wine and accepting interest from invested money. These
Mullahs will blow themselves up if they have to eat pork. Forget about
drinking and accepting interest. Usually a real Muslim keeps four wives
and produces a few dozen of children. When Mohammad was half more than a century
old, he married 9 years old child Ayesha. They don’t see anything
wrong in this picture and maintain an aggressive “So What?”
attitude.
MODERN MUSLIM SCHOLARS
Apparently our Modern
Muslim scholars are trying to reform Islam and represent Islam as a
peaceful religion. It’s a great news and their effort should be
commended except for the hidden agenda that they nurture. All religions
have gone through some type of reformation to meet the challenge of
civilization. Christianity faced serious obstacle a few centuries ago.
Most of the western countries have kicked out Church form the state. Now
Church has no business with the government. Even in
India, government has passed several laws to hinder religious dominance. One
fine example is “Sotidaho”.
In this barbaric practice, A Hindu woman would sacrifice her life when
she loses her husband. Also sacrificing a human body to one of those
comical gods or goddesses has been banned. In comparison to these examples,
no Islamic county has the courage to pass any law that would stop
the brutal dictation of Quran.
Is it possible to reform
Islam? Hypothetically, Yes. Realistically, NO! Quran, the
holey book of Islam is the root of all disasters. Without changing the
Quran,
it’s impossible to reform Islam. No Muslim will dare to edit or change
those weird verses of the Quran. Even the most liberal Muslim will jump from
an aircraft without using a parachute if he is asked to change the Quran.
These so-called modern scholars are pretending to reform Islam but
it’s only a camouflage. Actually they are the under cover agents of
real Islam. They are doing a much better job than James Bond 007. Modern
Muslim scholars vehemently object all inhumane teachings of the Quran.
Whenever an ex-Muslim or a non-Muslim confronts them with those ugly
verses, they start huffing and puffing. But they don’t dare to
challenge real Islamists instead they hide their tails in between their
legs and run faster than the cartoon character “Roadrunner”.
Anything in
the Quran that
looks ugly is considered Out-of-Context. Their explanations are contrary to Mullahs’ reckoning. These modern scholars write tons of
Qu-fi (Quranic Fiction) books to portray a peaceful Islam. They have
found miracles in the number 19 and working on the number 69 to discover
the impact on Mohammed’s personal life on his wives. They feel embarrassed of
Ayesha-Mohammad situation and try to increase Ayesha’s age
deceitfully. One may think if these modern scholars are truthful to what
they preach they must have conflict with Mullahs. Should not they
declare an all out “Jihad” against those Mullahs and ask them to
stop misinterpreting Islamic teachings. Sadly, they don’t because they
know Mullahs are absolutely right. These Muslim scholars do not hesitate
to visit the same mosques that Mullahs rule and pray right behind those
bigots. Had they believed what they write they would have
created their own mosque and made their own Muslim community. These
Modern scholars do not practice what they preach. Actually it’s a good
teamwork between Fundamentalists and hypocrite scholars. These hypocrite
scholars only create a smokescreen to deceive western countries and
innocent moderate Muslims.
HALF-MUSLIMS
A group of Half-Muslims
is the follower of Real Muslims. They pray five times a day robotically
recite the Quran without understanding it. People from non-Arab countries like
India
,
Bangladesh
and
Africa
are this type of people. They memorize the Quran like a parrot but do not
understand Arabic. However, Qu-Fi books written by hypocrite scholars
inspire them to believe Islam as a scientific religion. Any deviation
from this concept is either a conspiracy of the Jews or people misunderstood
the meaning. Eating pork or drinking wine is strictly avoided. They do
not mind accepting interest of invested money and seek forgiveness from
Allah for this act.
Women of this group use
headscarf within the community but freely take it off when going to
work. Non-Arab Muslims are often discriminated openly when staying in
Arab countries. A few months back, six non-Arab Muslims were killed and
burnt by a Sheikh just because they dared to enter in his garden.
Ironically, these half-Muslims do not mind this type of inhumane
behavior. When living in a foreign country this half-Muslims pledge to
become a citizen but their heart and soul reside in the
Middle East
despite the fact that their root belongs to another country. They shade tears when
Middle East
is in trouble and wish destruction of all Kafir countries including the
host country where they live in.
MINI-MUSLIMS
A group of Mini-Muslims
is desperately holding the tail of Islamic elephant and expects to get a
rare seat in the heaven. Majority of Muslims is of this type.
Occasionally they visit a mosque to attend the Friday prayer otherwise
they are not fond of exercising five times a day. There are three common
things that all groups of Muslims give credence to. First, they all
respect shrewd and ruthless emperor Mohammad and his imaginary idol Allah. Secondly, they would never eat pork. Thirdly, they believe Islam
is the solution of everything. Mini-Muslims have faith in these three
fundamentals and they also believe all Muslims will go to heaven.
Inspired by this incentive, our Mini-Muslims do not like to leave Islam.
This group of Muslims does not mind drinking a few
beers or a shot of Whisky. They do not follow any of those Islamic laws.
Never read the Quran or Ahadith. However, they create a fertile land for
hoaxes that are created by hypocrite scholars. Other three groups of
Muslims do not consider this group as Muslims. Especially those Real
Muslims hate these types of so-called Muslims. Apparently Mini-Muslims
look harmless and they really are kind people. Problem starts when they
become old and become religious. Some of them change to Half-Muslim and
some even downgrade themselves to Mullahs.
CONCLUSION
Good news is majority of Muslims are either
Half-Muslims or Mini-Muslims. Naturally they are not a direct threat to
mankind as opposed to Real Muslims and Hypocrite Muslim scholars. Bad
news is
Saudi Arabia
and Middle-East countries are pumping billions of petro-dollars to
promote real Islam through Madrasas (Islamic School) and feeding
hypocrite scholars. Hypocrite scholars create an innocent image of Islam
to keep half and mini Muslims under Islamic flag. Mullahs take next step
to brainwash this people and convert them to Real Muslims. Can you
imagine of all Muslims of this world becoming Real Muslims? We are
talking about a billion active suicide bombers! Ain’t that scary?
To give a happy ending, the activity of emerging
ex-Muslims must be mentioned. This group of people is not blind or
blindfolded. They see the whole elephant. In fact they see Islam as a
devastating wild elephant. This movement is getting momentum everyday
and a surprising snowball effect is not too far.
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