GENGEEZ KHAN AND
MO
A Satire
By Ayesha Ahmed
Have you ever considered the similarities
between Mongolian conqueror Changez Khan and Arabian conqueror Mo?
If not then look at the facts:
Changez Khan told his people that god Tengiri
chose him as their leader had assigned him and his people to conquer the
whole world and that Tengiri promised to help them in
achieving their goal.
Mo told his people that their god Allah
had made him his prophet and had assigned him to convert every one
to Islam . He told them Allah had promised to send angels to
fight infidels and that one day Muslims will rule the whole world.
Tengiri said any community which did not
go along with his order ,was to be annihilated, their
property to be looted, their women to be enslaved and raped.
Allah said any community which did not convert
to Islam was to be attacked , their lands captured, booty taken, people
enslaved and captured women raped.
Changez got his revelations from Tengiri in his
fits, his secretaries noted down what he said in his fits.
Mo got his revelations from Allah during his
fits and his secretaries noted them down.
Changez and his hordes annihilated every
community which resisted them, killed armed men, enslaved others and
distributed captured women among themselves and raped
them. Changez got to sleep with the most
beautiful ones and often slept with the wives and daughters of the enemy
chiefs.
Mo and his hordes attacked every community
which refused to convert, killed many, enslaved others, distributed
captured women among themselves and raped them. Mo took the best
looking one and often the wife of the Chief (Rehana, Safia,
Juavaria etc.)
Changez was known to have super sexual powers.
He could sleep with many women every night.
Mo was known to have sexual strength of many men. He used to have sex
with all his wives numbering more than ten and his concubines and slave
girls in the same night.
Mongol hordes captured half the world in a
short time, killed, raped and enslaved millions, all that in
the name of god Tengiri.
Muslim hordes captured half the world in
in a short time, killed , enslaved and raped millions, all that in
the name of god Allah.
Tengiri had set very strict moral rules for
Mongols to deal with each other but there were no rules when dealing
with the enemy. They could plunder, loot and rape others but even
petty stealing from or lying to a Mongol was punished
harshly .
Allah did not mind looting caravans, plundering
peaceful communities, massacring infidels and enslaving and raping
innocent non-Muslim women but punished petty theft from a Muslim by
cutting hands, drinking alcohol with whipping and adultery with a
Muslim with stoning.
Changez and his hordes sincerely believed
that they were doing god's work when they were killing plundering. He
used to say to his victims that it was god's punishment to them
because they resisted and thus went against god's wish.
Mo and his hordes sincerely believed that they
were doing god's work when they were killing and plundering. Allah
in Koran said, it is not you killing but it is god killing with your
hands. He also said booty and captured women are halal for you.
Changez was an exceptional politician , and a
brilliant military leader. He was able to unite all Mongol tribes in a
powerful army . They came from all over to join hands with Changez to
attack surrounding countries with blessing of god Tengiri in the lure of
loot and enemy women..
Mo was an outstanding politician and
a brilliant military man. His idea of Jihad was a master stroke in
the human history. Live and enjoy booty and captured women. Die and go
to heaven and have sex with perpetually virgin big bosomed maidens.
Arabs came from all over Arabia in the lure of booty and beautiful
women. At times he had to turn away potential jihadis.
Changez died at age 62 or 63 from long term
effects of fall from a horse in one of the campaigns.
Mo died at age 62 or 63 from long term
effects of poisoning during Khyber campaign.
Doesn't it seem that Tengiri was the same Deity
as Allah and Jehovah, and Changez was one of the prophets like mo
and Moses. Perhaps descendant's of Changez Khan realized it
eventually and after giving Mo's disciples a taste of their
own medicine for many years, decided to convert and join hands
with Muslims , and went after India to do god's work
there.
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