Get a Bevy of Virgins, They Say
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Get a bevy of virgins, they say,
When, for Allah, you're slain and you slay
The infidel beasts.
Gorge on gluttonous feasts.
And you needn't await judgment day.
The women in Islam wear veils
To protect them from sex-hungry males,
Who, with libidos repressed,
Would fail the test
Of controlling their heads and their tails.
Nasrallah, head thug from Hizbollah,
Follows the Grand Ayatollah,
Shouting: "Death to the Jews!"
But that is not news,
'Cause the Prophet has already tol' yah.
Infidels, heed and beware!
We'll get you, by Allah, we swear!
We'll strike at your necks,
Interfere with your sex.
Our Prophet decrees that is fair.
The Prophet wants total respect
From all his Mohammedan sect.
If you don't, you'll be cursed
In the ways that are worst,
By Allah and all his elect.
The Prophet Muhammed, age 50,
Thought it would really be nifty
To wed a 6-year-old girl
And give her a whirl.
For a prophet, age 50, that's shifty.
Sura 4:34
Dawood: Men have authority over women because God has made the one superior to the other, and because they spend their wealth to maintain them. Good women are obedient. They guard their unseen parts because God has guarded them. As for those from whom you fear disobedience, admonish them, forsake them in beds apart, and beat them. Then, if they obey you, take no further action against them. Surely God is high, supreme.
In Islam the man is superior,
For Allah made woman inferior.
If she doesn't obey
And stay home and pray,
Her man has to beat her posterior.
