Fantastic Reasons Why Christians Should Embrace
Islam!!!
By Al-Mansur
It seems that
there are many testimonies of Christians embracing Islam being posted on
the web. That is the most logical thing to do and if I am a Christian, I
would embrace Islam too. Among the 1001 reasons are:
1) Know What Your
Muslim Brethren would do for you !!!
Peace-Loving
Western “moderate” Muslims formed the Committee to free Shaikh Omar
Abdel Rahman. Just to refresh your memory, a massive terrorist car-bomb
explosion damaged portions of the then World Trade Center in 1993, KILLING
six Non-Muslim Americans ONLY and causing more than $300 million in
damages. The convicted mastermind was the aforesaid Shaikh Omar whose team
was unfortunately not as efficient and friends of Osama bin Laden
apparently had to finish the job.
The Islamic world
gives the highest respect to this “man of God” as Shaikh Omar is
naturally called and American Muslims have complained that the U.S. is
denying him his basic rights as a human being. At the end of 1999, New
Trend magazine, America's most widely distributed Islamic publication
carried out a survey of its readers to select the TOP FIVE MUSLIM MEN OF
THE 20TH CENTURY. Shaikh Omar Abdel Rahman was inevitably
chosen among the top five by this HIGHLY EDUCATED and WELL-READ audience.
Congratulations Shaikh Omar!!!
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Do you see the
beauty of how this works?! Fundamentalist Muslims FIGHT against
Non-Muslims and Moderate Muslims FIGHT to get them out of jail.
Now if you are a
Christian who killed six innocent Muslims, would your fellow Christians do
that for you? Would Christians form a committee to call for your release?
Would highly educated and well-read American Christians select you as the
top five Christian of the 20th century?
[Osama the
alleged mastermind who had way more than just six Non-Muslims killed on
9/11, has his face printed on T-shirts. Would Christians pay such tribute
and honor to you?] THINK ABOUT IT MAN !!!
2) Conclusive
Proof that Islam is a Mega-Fantastic Religion
Muslims in the
Middle East who persecute Christians today in the name of Islam are
themselves descendants of Christians. The Egyptian Muslim today calls for
the death of Christian Copts the same way yesterday’s Muslims called for
the death of this very same Egyptian Muslim’s Coptic ancestors.
Yesterday, your ancestors were persecuted in the name of Islam …. Today,
you persecute someone else in the name of Islam. What goes around comes
around. Bravo!!!
If you devoutly
follow a religion which called for death, war, rape, plunder, tribute
against your own ancestors, it must truly be conclusive proof that this
religion (i.e. Islam) is so fantastic. This is because anyone else would
have called for revenge for what was done to his innocent ancestors save
for a TOTAL FOOL.
3) Rome and Mecca
: Conclusive Proof that Islam is the True Religion
Why is it that
the Muslims have been allowed to build the largest or one of the largest
mosques in the World in Rome whereas the Catholics are not allowed to
build even a small pathetic chapel in Mecca?
This in itself is
conclusive proof that even the Pope knows that Islam is the one true
religion and the Catholic Italians need Islam. Even if this is not the
case, the Pope knows that allowing the Muslims to gradually transform the
decadent Italian society into a PERFECT MUSLIM SOCIETY will do a lot of
good to the Italians.
Saudi Arabia on
the other hand obviously does not need Christianity because it is the
PERFECT MUSLIM SOCIETY for Christian nations to emulate. Apostates who
left Islam are killed, adulterers are stoned, thieves have their hands
chopped off, women are liberated with ‘protective clothing’ in the
sweltering heat etc. What other improvements or reforms can one asks
for??? If this is not the perfect society what is???
I salute the
selflessness of millions of Muslims who have left their PERFECT MUSLIM
SOCIETIES to improve the decadent Christian ones.
4) As Muslims say
“ISLAM MEANS PEACE”
Does your own
religion and co-religionists condemn you for killing an “infidel”?
Apparently, it is a sin for a Christian to kill anyone, even a
Non-Christian. 20th century Christians have never ceased to
condemn the Crusaders and the Inquisitors of Catholic Spain. Presumably,
the Crusaders and Inquisitors are now languishing in Hell because their
actions were contrary to the Bible.
Muhammad on the
other hand said, " No Muslim should be killed for killing a
Kafir" (infidel). Sahih Al-Bukhari Vol. 9:50
Killing,
plundering and raping Non-Muslims according to the Quran is okay. If you
love sex and violence, embracing “ISLAM MEANS that you can at last be at
PEACE” with yourself. No more confessions to the Priest. No more having
a guilty conscience. As a Muslim, raping and killing infidels are not
sins. They are merits.
The Quran and the
Hadith have hundreds of encouraging words such as:
“Those who die
FIGHTING for the only true religion, Islam, will be AMPLY REWARDED in the
life to come”
"KILL THE
UNBELIEVERS wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare
for them every kind of ambush."
If you fight
Non-Muslims in a Jihad and get killed in the process, you get your 72
virgins. If you don’t die, you get to sleep with the wives and daughters
of your former Christian friends. In other words this is a WIN-WIN
SITUATION for you.
Imagine…. 72
virgins!!! How many virgins have you slept with? And because apparently
the 72 virgins have renewable virginity (or some shit like that) you will
be sleeping with far more than 72 virgins. The mathematical formula for
the number of virgins would be 72 to the power of infinity!!!
What would Muslim
women get in Paradise??? Don’t worry. The majority of them would be in
Hell anyway. So. If you’re a man your chances to get to Paradise is
statistically higher.
Mohammed said,
"I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its
dwellers are women. Sahih Al-Bukhari" Vol.
1:28, 301; Vol. 2:161; Vol. 7:124
5) Why Give to
Receive when you can Receive it for Free??? Common Sense!!!
Christianity
teaches “Give and you shall Receive”. Islam teaches that you can just
take from the Non-Muslims in an orgy of sex and violence called a Jihad.
Take their countries…….. Take their possessions…….. Take their
wives, daughters and sisters….. . etc. Jihad is a buffet. Just help
yourself.
The concept of
“God Helps Those Who Help Themselves” actually came from Islam. If you
read the Hadiths, you will see how Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)
and his companions really “helped themselves” with the help of
Merciful Allah with regards to the women and possessions of the Jews and
unbelievers.
As a Muslim, you
don’t have to feel sorry for those poor bastards because ….. remember,
the EARTH BELONGS TO ALLAH. So, your “victims” never owned anything in
the first place.
What has
Christianity offered you for free anyway???
And because 99%
of the world’s Muslims call themselves “moderates” (in other words
they are foolish enough not to exercise their rights as Muslims
notwithstanding what is written in black and white in the Quran and the
Hadith) you can have a greater share of the booty and the women!!! [Note :
Moderate Muslims are those Muslims who believe that Jihad TODAY should no
longer be KILLING Non-Muslims BUT KILLING NON-MUSLIMS YESTERDAY (from the
time of Muhammad to the Armenian Genocide in 1915) WAS OKAY…or perhaps
it never really happened. When exactly is the cut-off date when killing
Non-Muslims was no longer acceptable, these moderates themselves are not
sure]
Al-Mansur
P.S. Hope that
you’ll give Islam some serious thought
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